I see where Wal-Mart was selected as Midland's Favorite Photographer. I whole-heartedly agree. It is almost uncanny the way they, after only a few moments of familiarity with you, know precisely which fake landscape background to roll down behind you. And they don't pester you with weekly phone calls like Olan-Mills.

You can just picture the "category selection" process can't you? It is basically a run down of the Yellow Pages. Picking up the Permian Basin Area Wide Phone Book Yellow Pages and starting at the top we have, well......well the first three entries in the book are, respectively, Abortion Alternatives, Abortion Information Centers, and Abortion Services.

Well, OK, maybe they don't do a complete rundown of the yellow pages to determine categories. "Best Abortion Services - 2002" goes to.......nah, that wouldn't work at all.