Speaking of squirrels, I heard the worst ever radio editorial on NPR today from none other than the speech impeded saucier, Danny Schorr. He took 2 & 1/2 minutes to recite the former job titles of all of the high level Bush administration appointees. He couched it all in a "What's My Line?" theme, but really no effort was made to tie into the old game show - he just wanted to tell the world that most of Bush's closest advisors were not lawyers or career politicians or bureaucrats but former CEO's and other captains of industry (he warned us that his question about Don Evans' job would be more difficult: "Tom Brown Energy.") He never made a point, just the implication - shoddy accounting never took place until these guys started condoning the practice. He said that President Bush came to the White House from "Harken Energy", conveniently forgetting that Bush had been with the Texas Rangers for 6 or 7 years after Harken. But Bush's sports/entertainment credentials would not have fit Mr. Schorr's worldview that he lifted straight from one of those Disney Channel teen programs where all businessmen are either crooked or stupid, and all entertainers, athletes and beautiful people are brilliant, honest and ready to save the world. I can see him crying over his scotch and soda hoping to tell his grandkids he'd interviewed Cher or Bono that day, but he was stuck with a nobody like Dick Cheney.