It's a good thing they've got a good football team:

"Students Find Housing On and Off Campus"--headline, Daily Texan (University of Texas at Austin), Jan. 18

...found under the headline "Only because they didn't look anywhere else" at WSJ's Best of the Web Today by James Taranto. Only it was not today. It was Thursday.

While the school's journalism department may be a little weak, we find evidence in the article that the math department is doing it's job:

Although 59 percent of UT dorm dwellers are freshmen, 41 percent of residents are non-freshmen, according to Doug Garrard, associate director for the Division of Housing and Food Service.