Jose Padilla! He's not just back! He's still with us! And in related news, "For the ninth straight year, Brigham Young University was voted the most 'stone cold sober' school." There will be no knocking of today's, what-took-'em-so-long, finally-after-all-this-time, major league, national recognition of the sane person's primary rationale for attending the community college in Austin. Not on this blog. Nope. Never.