Sock ray blue. A silent ventriloquist. Now I've seen everything.

Did anyone see Alien when the creature came out of John Hurt's chest?

Typical French pomposity. In Paris they used to shine lights on buildings and play tapes of voices and music. And they call us tacky.

Recall that les Froggies gave us "the world's greatest mime" Marcel Marceau which is much like saying the World's Biggest Chancre.

Walsingham, what the hell are you doing trawling for French videos? And I thought that I had, in a past life, been in some disreputable places, but never, ever, no matter where I went or whatever I did, did I actually watch a French mime.

Until now. You've corrupted me.

I didn't trawl for the video. It was trawling for me. And it found me, finally, arriving as a link in an e-mail from a friend.

Like a virus.

In the middle I thought the two faces were going to FRENCH kiss each other!

Anybody else thinks when the guy is alone at home he uses his second head to pleasure himself "downthere"?

He seems in love with his own face enough for that.

Yes what I'm saying is weird, but not nearly as weird as that guy is.

Do I need to have my eyes checked or is there no
"about me" link on this site?