Exactly correct, Shep. Mr. Travolta has five airplanes. He can only fly one at a time.

Using Goremath this means that he has offset his carbon footprint by a factor of four to one by not flying the other four planes whenever he is flying one.

I do think that JT deserves extra credit for leaving 4 parked while flying only one. He is a carbon sink rather than a source. And I love his much-publicized Florida house with the 2 airplane carports, one for the G-II and one for the 707. Think of all of the un-emitted emissions from not having an entourage driving to and from the airport! He really is Mr. Efficient.

Even if he has to offset his emissions for one plane, he has to get credit for the thousands of hyperventilating women anytime Grease, Saturday Night Fever or Urban Cowboy comes on the tube. I still think he at least nets out!

Tempting though it is to count by what could be done and is not being done--and the left has done that when it served their purposes--we might watch out, for we'd have to think more of Algore for the really stupid things that he hasn't said.

If we can think of any.

If you do, keep quiet for his limitation is not lack of gall but imagination.

Personally, what slack I would gladly give Travolta for having a rather awesome hobby and house amongst his peers (not to mention, playing a character that pushed a great-yet-twisted idea of virtue in the movie 'Swordfish') is all lost in his Scientologiness.

No sir, I don't like it.