An Open Letter to Fire Ant Gazette from Jessica's Well:

Dear Sir: I read with great interest your post concerning Your Lovely Bride's squirrel smuggling operation.

CONTENT WARNING: If you are not an actual blogger you can stop reading at this point because the rest of this post will seem mind-numbingly stupid and inane to you.

I was also very interested in the way your entry appeared in the blog feeds at MyWestTexas.com. Specifically, the text under the title.

I am guessing that in your RSS Template you re-mapped another field (Excerpts, perhaps?) to the Descripton tags thereby giving your the ability to customize the how the sub-head appears over at MWTDC. I will figure it out eventually.

Or you can tell me.

Because if you don't tell me I will bag up all of my yard squirrels (17 at last count) and release them into your new yard in the dark of night*. And these are not your run-of-the-mill squirrels, either. These are supreme dog-taunting squirrels. The cream of the Dog Taunting Squirrel Magnet School.

You think about that.

(* Dark of night is used as a figure of speech here. After reading this post from 2006 I will more probably just toss them over the fence in broad daylight since sneaking around at night would be an altogether bad idea.)