Respect My Ideas and Authority
One of our indefatigable commenters became exercised when I excised some of his comments which made even me blush. He responded with
(Bleep) you, you (bleep)(bleep)(bleep)(bleep)!! How dare you censor me, you (bleep)(bleep)(bleep)(bleep)(bleep)(bleep)!! Why don't you and your (bleep)(bleep)(bleep)(bleep)(bleep)buddies go (bleep)(bleep)(bleep)(bleep) yourselves. The next time you (bleep)(bleep)(bleep) my ideas and authority I'll (bleep)(bleep)(bleep)(bleep)(bleep)(bleep) your (bleep)(bleep)(bleep)(bleep)(bleep) to (bleep)(bleep)(bleep)!!So there!! Oh, yeah; and Bush sucks like his (bleep)(bleep)(bleep)(bleep)(bleep)!!
The emphasis above in bold is mine.
I could not help but think of this:
And, Anonymous, I did today have a reason to trawl through YouTube--which is so well done that the video clip I wanted was the first one on offer.
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Update August 7:
I am not the one who added in the (bleep)s. They were in the original comment.
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I copied and pasted directly. Emphasis mine. I didn't have to do anything but read it--what I do for this blog.
Sarcasm escapes thee, oh dim-witted one. I simply added the bleeps in order to save your weary old bones from having to censor me in due time. I even threw in the South Park reference for grins and sure enough although it reminded you of the episode where I got it from, you failed to realize that once again I was yanking your chain just to hear your toothless barking and growling from the other side of the fence. Oh, but if I had a rock or stick to prod you into further frenzy. Sometimes it is just too easy. Even the COCers and SBs aren't this easy to whip into a healthy foaming mouthful!!
God I love this. Above is the definition of ex post facto.
And finally I get to use this one.
Stu, you're the one who's angry. Why are you so angry? Why are you spending so much energy on this? Can't you just move on?
Just get rid of all your negative energy and give the world your positive energy.
Can't we all just get along?
This is the most fun I've had since Monica Lewinsky's face hit the news. Made my day.
And speaking of healthy foaming mouthfuls, did I ever tell you about the time...
....stop me if you've heard this....
....Locklear....
....Fairchild....
State Fair...
C'Mon guys! You have to trust me! It happened!
They were powerless before my supermasculine ideas and authority!
Stay tuned for more,
Jessicas Well, After Dark.
I know not of this anger of which you speak. And of course, it muuuuust be ex post facto, for no one else in the known universe is capable of sarcasm on this blog site except for the stooges who run it. And seeing the way you all chime in with such zeal and seemingly on queue, leaves me to deduce that this site is run using the "Idiocy by committee" method; either that or you are all having your little circle downtown at Midland's only known SOB, the Midland County Republican Headquarters (where one can see all the boobs and asses one wants). Wally, if you keep using Lovitz's material, you may have to pay him royalties. So "TTFN", Moe Larry and Curly. I'll look forward to your posts tomorrow.
That's funny. I thought he was using your material.
More plausibly, I should add.
Nat, I see you're taking one for the team too. Generally I have to assay reading one of these screeds three or four times to try to get the gist of it. It's the relative lack of antecedents, I think, which make it trying.
"My ideas and authority?"
He really said that?