Obatma
Ever since the utter collapse in creditability of the MSM, self-imposed, we are led to the blogs and sometimes to the tabloid press. Recall that the John Edwards story was exposed by The National Enquirer. Which is no guarantee of truth. But that could be said for the New York Times, too. Must be said.
For a long time I've loved The Weekly World News . It's the most absurd of the tabloids and for a long time they balanced on what I thought was a knife's edge between gulling the gullible and amusing me. I'm pretending that the two aren't sometimes the same thing.
In the last few years though they've thrown caution to the winds. I suspect that they simply don't think that they can be stupid enough and are having fun for smart-asses like themselves, and me. This has happened, I notice, since 2000 and they are published in Florida.
One of their characters is Bat Boy. It seems that he and Obama's mutant half brother, Obatma, are touring the US.

This excellent paper, which I highly recommend subscribing to--I do--gives us this story. It is on the whole a lot better than the last couple I've read from the the Paper of Spin.
Since then, Obatma has been on a road tour with Bat Boy rallying support for the Democratic candidate. The two are making appearances in key swing states, happily handing out stickers and posing for pictures. As a result, voter registration centers around the country have been flooded with new-voter requests checking the ethnicity box as "Other: Mutant."
The joke writes itself.
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Right arm and a big Glen Ford Theo ! I have discovered the ONLY paper of note these days IS the WWW !
Batboy appeared in the '70s as a six or seven year old ..er..uh..bat boy and has AMAZINGLY become a..er..uh..bat man ?
In 1981 I TRULEY believe my youngest daughter dated this noted individual ! He fixed Her car and my BRIDES car and MY car! And then she dumped it..I mean him .
I know he lived in a tent and probably slept upside down but he AMAZED the Bride and Myself by pulling out one of his molars while we watched "Excalibur" on HBO ! (es verdad)
He left our lives about the same time as our "Bug Zapper . We miss him greatly .
Especially the REWARD .