How good a President-elect are you when people are pushing for a national holiday in your honor and you are still two months away from taking the Oath of Office?

Sure, it may sound ridiculously premature to some. But how often does such a figure come into the world, inspiring countless millions to change how they look at their fellow man and their own place in the world? Someone who inspires peace and compassion wherever they go and is such a transcendent figure that they possess the capacity to alter people's thinking not just on their lives here on earth but perhaps even beyond that?

Not often.

A day off from work is not near enough. It should be a whole season. With decorations. And gifts.

The season should be held during a time that symbolizes a period of the highest hopes all mankind...that being the time after he is elected but before he has to take office.

Like late December.

Oh, wait.

Never mind.