Intolerable gush
We here in the Permian Basin had no idea of the mental and psychological duress imposed by the Bush Administration on our more sensitive colleagues elsewhere. Newsweek issued an article here which is written by Jessica Bennett. Remember that name--in this one article alone she proves that she's a silly cow in the Rosie O'Donnell league.
The theory is almost too perfect to be true. Barack Obama, the son of politically progressive parents, was born Aug. 4, 1961--almost nine months to the day after John F. Kennedy was elected to the White House. Is it possible Obama was conceived on that historic night?
Her bosom heaving, she breathlessly sighs out anecdotal evidence of people making Obama babies out of Hope and Enthusiasm, and I suspect a lot of booze. I cannot be mocked for some things are so silly that they don't support it.
And what a silly conceit. I was born six days after Einstein died and anyone who knows me would suggest that there was no transference there.
This intolerable gush from what used to a respected newsweekly shows its reporters to be nothing more than giddy children. They moon over and cast doe eyes at Mr. Obama as though he were the Second Coming. Which poses a question. If he is indeed the Second Coming, does that mean that his birth was virgin? And if that's so, how can anyone be sure that he's black?
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What an idiot! They must be desperate for articles to publish.
I am reminded of the fact that Al Gore was born nine months after the aliens landed at Roswell. It is the only rational explanation for his behavior and personality.
On a related note, there was another Gore Effect blizzard in the nation's capitol today when Al was there testifying on the cataclysmic effects of global warming. I think he's batting around .900 on blizzards-while-testifying-on-global-warming.
The Holy Gore is the most useful of useful idiots. There is no moonbat so loopy that he cannot look down on the Holy Gore. Even the most red-of-tooth-and-claw ranters on the Huffington Post can get a chuckle from the Holy Gore.
I'm still laughing over the quip about dear Ariana: "The face that lunched a thousand shits."
I'd seen this article when it first came out after the election...though in my first read I missed this pre-cursor to the "I Pledge" meme:
"This [is] the president under whom I [want to] get married and adopt a baby."