Thanks, Walsingham, for that nice analysis of the idiocy of the Che rage. I'd have put these comments in a comment to your post, for that's where they belong, but either the system doesn't give commenters full HTML or I'm not smart enough to use it.

A friend came up with

But this is the one that I like the most:

And to all the semisophisticated and lazy children who have had easy lives, here's the place you can go for all your Che memorabilia: Che-Mart.