...you could probably give yourself a pre-frontal lobotomy with a screwdriver that's accidentally been dropped in the toilet and come off more coherent than Joe Biden.

It seems that Our Vice President was at least 125% more Biden-ish than usual this weekend while giving the commencement address you haven't heard about. Read the whole thing here and here. And laugh out loud.

It would be a lot funnier if this guy was not a Wagu-Beef-induced heart attack away from sitting behind the desk in the Oval Office.