"Lucy ! You got some 'Splainin to do !"

Oh , yeah..."Lucy , I FORBID it !

People still laugh at this crap ! (OK my wife does) But I raised 2 daughters .

Muslims believe..(Extremists) ..women are mere playthings for the men to lose their tensions and become wise... I believe we've seen how that worked out.

I have discovered ( around 1970 ) that (hold your breath here ) WOMEN are as SMART as MEN ! (GASP)

( SAY IT ISN"T SO OTTO!!!!!!!!!!!!)

It is so .

I happen to love women . Young, "mature", old.. I just do and always have !

Not so much sexually (get your mind outta the gutter) but as pals and confidants.

My bestest friend on Earth is my Bride . My second bestest are my 2 daughters . I gotta granddaughter I'll show you pictures of ....and a GREAT-GRANDAUGHTER who will soon be five !

I got some sons too..but they seldom call and I can't remember their names anyway ( My wife can, but she's good at math.)

This Muslim women hating thing just isn't funny anymore . I understand the BBC's endeavor to make the idea of discrimination foolish...but in the 21st century , I believe much more should be done.

Just call me Newfangled.

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If any contributers wish to open a thread about " Fathers Day" ...Oh I got a good one to share as I just got off the phone with.....well ..

Happy Fathers Day everybody...er MALE everybodys !

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Because We Care.

Otto, I agree that women are sharp, but it's a different sort of intelligence, and we need both. Men tend to be single-minded in seeking solutions, and sometimes ride rough-shod over things that are in the way. Women have an intuition which amazes me. I've had lots of nurses in my time, once when I was in and out of a coma, and I vastly preferred the women, who knew what was wrong even when I couldn't talk. I saw a documentary about a woman becoming a man and he said that as the testosterone kicked in his thinking changed. He could compartmentalize in ways he never could before.

I recall how Ann Coulter shocked me. She was irritated at how women voted for Slick Willie because they thought he was cute.

She said she'd give up the vote not to have another Bill Clinton. Well that was just Ann throwing bombs. The only thing that she has done which really irritated me was comparing me to John Edwards.

My wifey of 36 years said to me for the first time this morning: "Happy sperm donors day!"

I just about fell out of my chair, but being so smart(I thought) said: "Well, I guess that means I should say 'happy egg donors day' for the next Mothers Day."

She replied: "Scrambled, fried or over easy?"

Crap, I never win.

Caviar?