At last. Honest drag
A man sits in a congregation with a preacher who for 20 years thunders, "God DAMN America." A man is given his coming-out party by Bill Ayers, an unrepentant member of the Weather Underground, who built a nail bomb to kill real Americans and it exploded, murdering three people. A man who has a letter from Saul Alinsky's son praising his grasp of Alinsky's totalitarian policies.
Now. Which is more believable. That man in drag as a patriotic American president?
Or this?
Well, at least with those shoes he'd have a real excuse to bow to the Saudi king.
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Whereby I DO agree with you regarding silver sequined gloves, John , I believe the sparkly sequined platform shoes makes a statement that our President is his own man ..PLUS the boots and gloves match !
This is just so hot, hot, HOT! His little black dress (with the help of his platform shoes and sequined gloves will not only make that lovely wig he is wearing and the lovely tiara with the draping shoulder accent simply ROCKET (!!!!!!) but will also make his hips seem fuller adding a fresh roundness to his backside !
There are those who might disagree, and to them I say "SHADDUP !!!!!LOL ! But mark my words !...
Were our Commander in Briefs (Ha ha my bad !) address a gathering of world leaders wearing my suggested accessories to what is now his daily attire , the floor would be simply DRENCHED in saliva and the message would resound around the world that our President will lead the planet to Global Peace and Fashion Sense !
It is a shame that Mr. Blackstone is no longer with us.
Ladeez and gemmum, the prez of the Untied States:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQZrC3ljtuM
da da dada da dada dada dada da
ABCDarius, Why would you mock a member of a minority for displaying a sense of STYLE ?
I found your presentation TOTALLY tasteless ! Granted when the ice broke there was a sense of mirth ...but ONLY because those were faux heels !
That was an awfully long way to go for a cheap smile...if that !
Would you have laughed as loudly , were it..say.., John Travolta or Marjoe Gortner Hmmmmmm?
Surely you realize that in some circles " Selling the country " is described as " Pimping the ride"?
One needs to "Dress for Success" ! Ergo..we are headed for new/old territory in fashion and as a long-time Reader I plan to take it upon myself to help the anally frozen relax and become more than they can be , in this NEW world of Hope and Change !
Mother has been ever-so after me to find my focus and now it comes to me clear as a truth from the lips of that glorious hunk of a president of ours ! I shall defend his attire whenever needed!
Criticize the Man , SHAME ON YOU ! Criticize his sense of style..You've crossed the line ! NEVER !
Fashionistas Unite !
I am...
My only problem is the boobage--or lack thereof. Since His O'liness represents people who didn't even know that they needed representation, he ought to be more presentative of all people. Hence the need for boobage.
I mean the stuff that you can see.
hmmmmmmmmmmm. Theo , I DO see from whence thou comest but I wonder If you have thought this boob thing through!
Being all things to all people is perhaps a good trait but where does it end...some simple truths..
It is most difficult for a man to sword-fight , fire a weapon or throw a football while wearing a bustier .
I too feel it's unfair , but there it is .
Creating the illusion of breasts is no problem but it is uncomfortable as hell and MOST difficult to concentrate on the teleprompter.
Are you proposing a "surgical" solution ?
If so how large should they be ? I believe it would be unseemly for him to choose a larger bra size than his wife's.
My solution would be for the POTUS to wear a simple pink ribbon in a half loop and that should quash that debate right there !
Oh, what a challenge you bring me, Errol. No, not bigger than his wife's.
But how big is the boobage of his TelePrompTer? After all, TOTUS is running the show, or is the proximate cause. We don't know if Rahm "Eat Your Children" Emanuel is programming TOTUS or not. But if TOTUS has smaller boobage than His O'liness, then everything would majorly suck.
I think we ought to concentrate on the shoes. That's it. The shoes.
Hey, Errol, my man, let me be clear, uuuuuuuuh, I'm just presenting the facts. It's not about me! Let me be clear, it's about all those other people in that video laughing at that poor disenfranchised community organizer. I'm just presenting the facts, okay? Listen to me when I'm being clear, don't shoot the runner (to paraphrase that great philosopher, Kasabian)
Well ! ABC !
Hummphh!
I took valuable time that I could have been playing canasta with mother to view that dreadful and dreary web site you feel is Sooooo today !
This re-enforces my view that in todays world we need a President who can lead the world in fashion !
What was once outre will be the new passe !
It is Time !
ABC , though the music was catchy..their dress was SO '80s !
Although I understand there are many men who believe this is acceptable..You'd NEVER see me with one !
ABC ! Here's your bitchslap ! So there !
OW!
A pair of silver sequinned gloves would really set that stunning outfit on fire!! The polls are right, he is America's sexiest President ever!
However, those Gene Simmon's KISS platform shoes have to go.