Obamacare
We can expect some major changes in our lives if Obamacare happens. Like being murdered to avoid paying social security.
And the upside of this is the black humor:
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers.
"Hello?"
"Mrs. Sanders, please."
"Speaking."
"Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."
"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.
"Normally we can, but the new health care system will only pay for these expensive tests just one time."
''Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The folks at Obama health care recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."
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2Cool4U, your name does not breed confidence. It's cloying and precious.
If you can't write something of your own, be still.
If you do, however, have something to say, we welcome it. I give you my word that if you, yourself, your real self, have anything, it will not be excised. But pamphleteering is not permitted on this website without at least an attempt at personalization.
Even the laziest of people at least sets up an aphorist. And a sole link to some snarky site, proving nothing, just won't do.
So please. Either join the debate or go away.
Had to share that with the "Bride" ! I was hollering your story into the living room and soon enough the wife was hootin' and hollering back !
Awful sad story there Theo..but FUNNY as Hell !
I gotta feelin' your gonna be quoted in Church tomorrow....for probably the first time ! LOL!