Headlines as told by the legacy media
Yes, yes, it's a bit extreme but watch Matt Lauer and Katie Couric or CNN and say it's entirely out of bounds.
US Forces Japan to Declare War!!!
Planes lined up wing-to-wing at Wheeler Field calculated to encourage attack, psychologists say
Parking American battleships in Hawaii is "an act of aggression", claims centrist legislator
"We should've used the RESET button" claims time-travelling future American President
President May Issue Apology Tonight
Nov 22, 1963 (JFK Assassinated)
President Assassinated by Right Wing Extremists!
Violent Militarists, enraged by JFK's reluctance to destroy world during 1962 Missile Crisis, Finally Get Revenge
Police begin search for peaceful Marxist to use as scapegoat
Oct 29, 1929 (The Crash of '29)
Capitalism Fails as Predicted!
Thousands in streets of NY cheer as imperialist stock market collapses.
Equitable Humane Soviet Communist model will last forever!" - NY Times Editor
July 18, 1969 (Chappaquidick Incident)
Ted Kennedy Framed for Co-worker's Death!
Political enemies get Senator drunk, drive his car into pond with young lady trapped inside
Nixon vacationing in San Clemente at the time, so he says
Nov 4, 1980 (Reagan elected President)
President Carter Overthrown in Coup d'Etat!
National election served as cover for Right-Wing takeover
8,423,116 Democrats claim they were prevented from voting, would've swung rigged election to Carter
August 23, 1939 Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact (Soviet-German Non Agression Pact)
World's Utopian Societies Germany and USSR Sign Peace Pact!
Treaty will put an end to war forever; all nations of Europe should expect great economic and social benefits!
Capitalist war-mongers US, Britain, refuse to join, as usual
June 17, 1994 (OJ Simpson Arrested in Death of Nicole Brown Simpson)
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACISM!
Football Star and Actor OJ Simpson Accused of Killing White Prostitute
Accusations of prior abuse suspicious; woman pushed her own face into Simpson's fist, witnesses claim
Psychologists Speculate woman committed suicide by cutting her own throat
N.O.W. demands officials begin search for real killer, patriarchal heterosexual phallocentric society
June 4, 1968 (RFK assassinated)
Israeli Masquerading as Palestinian Murders Future President!
Suspected Mossad agent Sirhan Sirhan (probably fake name) may have had ties to CIA
L.A. detectives scramble to begin coverup
Sept 11, 2001 (Another day that will live in infamy)
Airplane Hits Building in NYC; Pilot Error Suspected
Flimsy Construction Techniques blamed for subsequent collapse
Unlikely anybody from Middle East Involved in calamity, sources attest
"REALLY Smart Amerikkans Wonder What GWB's Role Was In This" - Yale Graduate Van Jones
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I tend to think OJ just used a pnmnioert example of Nancy Grace and Oriely, your a paranoid freak if you think OJ is out for your butt buddy Oriley (ad hom, too bad)..... So O.J is the only person in the country attackig, unqualified, mentally retarded right wing hacks? Seek help. The point OJ makes is exactly what most of America agrees with, MSM cancelled the news ever since the GOP took control and obscured the crimes of the Bush regime with Paris Hilton, Britney, American idol, etc etc. Oriley is one of the hundreds involved in the complict Bush appeasing media, which quite frankly needs to be broken up, by the American people. Break up the f*cking monoploy and return the news to Americans.Maloney loves Hilton in the news as do all right wingers, it keeps their crime regime off the minds of Americans. Kiss Paris hilton's feet Maloney, for every day she is in the press, America is cooled off from reality, and you can still walk the streets without being slaughtered like the traitor you are. If America was fully aware of what this crime regime has done to America, no right winger would be safe, no Bush appeaser would be safe, no RNC mouthpiece would be safe from the wrath of an informed public.This is the truth. Your blind loyalty to the letter "r" and conservatism has made you a traitor. If the news still existed, you would be considered an enemy of the people, as all CONS would"your either with us or against us". Remember that one? Tables turned scumbag CON shits, YOU ARE THE ONES AGAINST US and every single day the complict RNC media proves they take "R" over America
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Brilliant, on the mark and terrifying
They stole the high ground with lies