Our President, while chatting with students, flashing his pearly whites, was asked whom he's most like to dine with:

Gandhi. He's somebody I find a lot of inspiration in. He inspired Dr. (Martin Luther) King with his message of nonviolence. He ended up doing so much and changed the world just by the power of his ethics.

What a jackanapes.

At least now, after that tedious and utterly banal speech, children know what a pious bore Obama is.