Did you see where in the last quarter that the Washington Post LOST around $1.10 per issue?

No doubt this was why they were trying to sell access, with a dinner at the publisher's house, to the Obama administration.

Corruption: anything a conservative does outside rolling over for a liberal.

Virtuous deed: killing a female staffer, whoring administration access, as long as it's done by a liberal.

I'm torn on this.

On one hand, the stock certificate is all I need for my fish since it is basically useless for anything else. It's not like I'm ever going to be able to trade it in for actual money. HA! Just the thought of it makes me giggle a little.

On the other hand, the newspaper is useless, as well. Other than for my dog to pee on whilst house training him.

But it might turn my dog into a commie that wants to save the birds instead of being useful and fetching them.

What to do? Quite the conundrum you raise, Theo.

I happen to love a tasty fish dinner .
Why are we talking about wrapping it in garbage
?
Have I missed something here?

No, no, no, Otto. This is for wrapping the fish before you cook it.

But what if you don't want fish? What if you have a bird in a cage?

Would you put the stock certificate or the Sunday paper in the bottom of the bird's cage?

On reflection I'd vote for the paper. Because there's more mass to it. You'd have to buy another share of stock for your bird to shit on on Monday, whereas with the full paper you're good to go for the entire week.

Remember the commercial: "How many sections of The New York Times are you fluent in?"

The answer: "I have a parrot which can shit on them all in a week.

"And live to tell the tale."

That makes sense, Theo. At least I can beat the commie out of my dog.