A friend turned me onto Mike Kaminski, who does voice-over work and is good at it. My favorite movie is Patton, and every time that I see George C. Scott walk up on the stage in front of that huge American flag I get goosebumps. Kaminski has done a take on that, as though Patton hadn't died. He's telling the troops about winning in Iraq. It's wonderful.

Here, however, is what I wish that W, who looks better by the minute, said to the United Nations:

Enjoy.