Eligibility requirements for future causes of Global Warming Climate Change
There is only one rule for determining the eligibility of an official "cause" of climate change:
There must be massive amounts of money and power over the citizenry involved in its regulation.
Any cause not meeting this criteria need not apply.
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But Otto...don't all those pick and shovel weilders breathe out? thus adding to the CO2 problem? Or will they just lean on their tools?
Well...um..yes Portia , there is that . But most of the er.."Draftees" were inducted into labor because of "crime" or "Blaspheme of the Administration" and after the "Pyramids of Honing" were built, I think it not too great a task to induce something that will prevent future breathing into their gruel( thus ending their evil carbon footprint and ending their dependency on the American tax-payer for their room and board).
I'd like to think I thought of this myself..but ..alas..it came from other visionaries like Chairman Mao , Josef Stalin ,Catherine the Great (when she wasn't playing with her horsies) and a host of others.
While my plan maaayyy not be adopted , I am sure as sure can be that something as sound as my idea is being formulated now !
Sleep well America ! Congress will save us sure as the sun rises !
I can't believe you're not plnayig with me--that was so helpful.
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Have you ever noticed how many razor blades you use per year? Have you ever thought about the amounts of CO2 AND carbon MOnoxide that are released into "the air we share" every day ( as they ,Evil Corporations, comply with the fashionistas who shave ALL body hair.... and scalps too )as capitalist pigs plunder iron from Mother Gaia !?!
My idea to save the planet is this ,( it alone will not save Earth , but TOGETHER we can make it happen )ready,,,..??.. Recycle razor blades !
Wait ! Wait ! There's more !
With the shaving of heads and "Manscaping" we are mass producing more and more razor blades . This leaves a Carbon Footprint BUT does make more jobs available in the razor blade industry ! What to do ? What to do?
We like the jobs , but to destroy the planet for personal vanity???? FOR SHAME ! FOR SHAME !
Here's how my idea works . the VERY same scientists who have proven "Global Warming" is caused by man-made CO2 emissions , earlier PROVED beyond a shadow of a doubt that you can put the edge back on a razor blade by placing it in the center of a pyramid !
NO CARBON FOOTPRINT ! And a clean shave !
Make no mistake here , to build the pyramids we will need laborers ! I suggest..prisoners . Or at least community service from neer-do-wells .
This will cost money , of course , but only in the short run . Pyramids last forever and after only 1000 years ,or so , we will be profiting from no-cost razor blade sharpening !
Thousands of people put to work using picks and shovels and sweat from their brow ! Completely CO2 free !
I recommend the director of "Pyramids to Save the Planet" become a Cabinet post , working in conjunction (or overseeing) the FBI , CIA , NSA and OSHA .
I'll stop now .