If you've seen the the South Park episode "Smug Alert!" you'll have a better appreciation for the monkey house in Copenhagen now. In that cartoon episode, the people of South Park decide that only a Toyota Prius will do, or a Pious, as a friend calls it. It's not enough that the people of South Park drive them, but like Laurie David, they accost people who are not similarly smug. Finally the Marshes cannot abide the rednecks, who are not as enlightened as they are, and move to San Francisco to be with like-minded people. They have a party and pass out wine glasses, empty of wine. They use them to capture their farts and sniff them.

Just so in Copenhagen. There are over 1,200 limousines booked by the delegates to this smugfest. One hundred and forty private jets, more than the airport can handle. All the good hotels are booked, at over $1,000.00 a night. Well, not to worry--it's OPM after all. The hookers' union has announced that its members will give a free roll to anyone with a delegate's pass; I doubt that these people would understand prostitution without being paid. At least the ones who are espousing the "science." Because it's settled, you know.

Archbishop Desmond Tutu will be there, along with Leonardo diCaprio, and many other people who have no idea what they're gabbling about but enjoy taking center stage.

And over all of it will be the cant of the censorious leftist, who will give you the hair shirt off his back.

I just wonder if these delegates, since they're going first-class on OPM, will use Waterford wine glasses to smell their farts.