A woman in a balloon flies within 50 feet of the ground and sees a man.

"Hello! Where am I?" she asked.

"You're in a balloon. You're 50 feet above the ground, 2580 feet above sea level, 31 degrees 25 minutes latitude north, 102 degrees 52 minutes longitude west."

"You're a Republican, aren't you?" she asked.

"Yes. How did you know?"

"Everything you told me is right but you didn't help me at all."

He asked, "You're a Progressive, aren't you?"

"Yes. How did you know?"

"You don't know where you are, you don't know how you got there, you don't know what you're doing, and it's my fault."