I knew that something like Ellie Light was going to happen when Nancy Pelosi accused the tea-partiers of astroturfing. Whenever a liberal is preparing to do something underhanded, or is going to get caught having done it, the first thing that he does is accuse Republicans of having done it, even if there's utterly no truth to it. I learned this from the lovely Mrs. Clinton. Every single time that woman accused Republicans of skulduggery she had been doing it first.

Iowahawk has had some fun with Ms. Light, and these are first two paragraphs:

As a longtime reader of __Iowahawk Blog__ I must say that I am sick and tired of the constant negative griping and complaining you direct at ___elected Democratic official__ . Speaking for the vast silent majority of __Iowahawk Blog__ readers, it is finally time to set the record straight.

__elected Democratic official___ is working hard every ___time period_ to undo the damage done to our local economy by the misguided policies of __recent Republican President___. As the old adage goes, "__Iowahawk_ was not built in a day," and it will take time for _his/her__ sensible reforms to work. They must be allowed to take root, like our mighty __area cash crop___. Instead of grumbling and whining, we need to get behind __elected Democratic official___ just like we do with the __area sports team__ .