I have XM radio, which gives me Blue Collar Comedy. It's generally a lot of fun; there are other comedy channels but they're filled with aggressive and nasty people--in other words, hippies and PC types.

Larry the Cable Guy is, from what I can tell, the highest-paid comic in America. He's worth listening to although I prefer the master of timing Ron White. Larry had an excellent joke and I quote from memory; I trust that I won't damage the sense of it.

I heard about two babies who weren't allowed on an airplane because their names were on the no-fly list. They're babies.

Here's how to tell a terrorist from a baby. With the terrorist the diaper is on his head.

And in both cases, it's filled with crap.