A man went into a bar, and it had a robot bartender.


The robot asked, "What will you have?"

The guy, slightly astonished, said, "Martini."

The robot brought back the best martini the man had ever had. After a sip, the robot asked, "What's your IQ?"

The guy said, "168."
The robot then proceeded to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy left, but he was curious. So he went back into the bar the next day. The robot bartender again asked, "What will you have?"

The guy said, "Martini."

Again, the robot made a great martini gave it to the man and said, 
"What's your IQ?"

The guy answered, "100."

The robot then started to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors. 
 


The guy left, but found it very interesting, so he went back to the bar the next day.

The robot said, again, "What will you have?" 
The guy said, "Martini," and the robot brought him another great martini.

The robot then said, "What's your IQ?" 


Wondering how things would change this time, the guy answered, The guy said, "Uh, about 50.."

The robot leans in real close and said, "So. How's all that Hope and Change working out for you?"