Greg Gutfield's The Bible of Unspeakable Truths
Greg Gutfield is the host of Red Eye, which appears at 2 AM on Fox News. If you haven't seen it, it's very funny and irreverent, and some of the jokes that Greg makes used to make me turn red--and he's evidently straight and married. Amusing that he's doing better at 3 AM on the east coast than most of MSNBC does in prime time. To give MSNBC credit though, they did invent Smellovision. I can smell the nut fudge cooking beneath the skulls of the people in front of the camera.
Gutfeld has come out with The Bible of Unspeakable Truths. Short pieces, few over one page, and most of them are rather pithy. I'm halfway through the book and have noted 20 good articles on an inside page. And you can read a page or two online at Amazon.
One example: he loves corporations. Exxon in 2007, according to Gutfeld, paid $30 billion in taxes, which is the same amount of taxes that the lowest 50% of income-tax-paying people in America paid. He points out the enormous cash that corporations bring into our economy and thinks we all them a big, wet, sloppy kiss.
And he's right. I've dilated about rat-bastard capitalism before, at perhaps too much length, and I have over the weekend found even more reason to hate AT&T, not that I had run out. But still, I can fire AT&T, if I don't want an iPhone or 3G on the iPad. And I cannot fire anything that comes from Washington.
Gutfeld has good common sense, and he has completely seen through the left's sodden pieties, and he's funny. This is the perfect toilet book.
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Even more fun was when he was blogging on the Huffington Post in the pre-Red Eye days and driving the normal liberal crowd there wild by using the same come-at-it-from-a-different-angle conservative views to throw the commenters there off their normal talking points (they usually ended up demanding that Arianna ban Greg or have him drawn and quartered).
Libtards never argue; they pronounce and call you a racist/sexist/homophobe if you don't hold with their religion.
The calls for banning Greg are of course nothing more than a request for excommunication from the Holy See of Moonbats.
No need to insult tltieos by comparing innocent and worth while tltieos to Bill Schultz. I thought it was a gerbil that Richard Gere owed the money to for the week end in the Hamptons, but thanks to the investigative journalism of Red Eye we now know it is a hampster who is owed the cash. Europeans are sick freaks and I say NUKE EUROPE before we all have to dress like hampsters. I thought Gunnar was still up Richard Gere's ass, but now I know better thanks to Greg and Bill.
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Gutfeld's rants on Red Eye are pretty good. If you get the chance, TIVO the show or go to the shows Website. The Greg-alouges are worth the effort.