President Barack Obama today held a press conference stating his plans for NASA.

I will direct my NASA to stop all research on another flight to the moon. We would never consider disturbing the nesting season of the cockle-throated sapsucker or the spawning season of the stickle-back minnow.

This is the nesting season for moonbats and therefore it is imperative that we not disturb their incubation. Once they are incubated properly, they will be strong enough to populate the media, academe, and my administration. But until that time, no more landing on the moon.